Game: Corrupt a Wish

[Zero]

I thought it'd be great if we had some out of character fun. So I posted this game up. What you do is wish for something, for anything and someone else grants it and corrupts it. They can make the corruption as silly, sensible, complex, simple as they like.

For example:
Person 1: I wish I wish for a frog!
Person 2: granted but it ate you.
I wish for everyday to be Christmas!
Person 3: Granted, but you only get coal.
I wish for a pink pony!
Etc.

Also please wait at least 2 posts before posting again.

Alright here we go.

I wish I could be a video game character for a day.

[Tamesis]

Granted. You're the victim of a murder in a mystery game.

I wish I could be a millionaire.

[Lucario]

granted but all your money burns in a fire before you can spend any of it

I wish for a nice cold coke.

[Lightning Farron]

Granted but you get the sloppy seconds of a rundown old hooker.

I wish I had wings.

[Lucario]

granted but they're the wings of a chicken.

I wish to be a genie.

[Tamesis]

Granted. Mighty cosmic power... trapped in an empty wine bottle in ruins somewhere and unable to use it for yourself or at will.

I wish I was a movie star.

[Sora]

Granted. Pressure of fame makes you suffer from a drug addiction and get sent to jail.

I wish I had a bean bag.

[Vivi Orunitia]

Granted. You are a bean bag. At a bean bag toss at the fair. Some two year old sticks you in her diaper to take you home. And it's dirty.

I wish I was a powerful wizard.

[Artemis]

Granted but you are a powerful evil wizard whose great spells involve bean bags and scare crows. And you're afraid of fire.

I wish to become a magical girl! *shot*

[Namine]

Granted but your head gets bitten off by a witch 5 episodes in and you die.


I wish I was a Waterbender.